If Microsoft Built Cars...
- Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
- Occasionally your car would just die on the motorway for no reason, and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this, restart and drive on.
- Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail to restart and you'd have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this too.
- Apple would make a car that was powered by the sun, was twice as reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive--but most people wouldn't know it or believe it.
- Apple car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars which would make their cars go much slower.
- The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
- People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, not knowing that they had been available in Apple's cars for many years.
- Microsoft cars would come with 5-year-old Apple car paint jobs, but they'd be the same crappy Microsoft car underneath.
- The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
- If you were involved in a crash, you'd have no idea what happened.Hahhhaaa...
halo mas wah saya ga bisa ngisi di shout box berkali-kali saya coba ga bisa juga ini juga saya ngisi komen udah 4 kali tetep aja ga bisa mohon maaf mas. mungkin koneksi saya yang bermasalah atau imana saya juga ga ngerti nih hehehe
ReplyDeleteKlo temen2 yang lain bisa lo masuk shoutbox saya, mungkin browsernya kali, tapi tadi saya juga sempat terlompat-lompat waktu nulis di shoutbox anda,bisa jadi koneksi tempat anda lagi olahraga hehehe..
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